Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a 'blood buffet'. Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the 'player' detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.—Erik Swanson